Religion according to Stove & Amanda
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my phone has this death problem
Amanda says:
every day it dies
Amanda says:
by late afternoon
stove says:
hmmm.
stove says:
suicide?
stove says:
or homicide?
Amanda says:
and then when I arrive home at night I perferm a special ritual where I stick something up it's bum, and it is resurrected
Amanda says:
Assisted suicide, really.
Amanda says:
Please don't out me!
stove says:
haha, something up it's bum
stove says:
i won't out you
stove says:
just because it's so kinky
Amanda says:
Ha!
stove says:
this is the sort of shit you let go because it only gets worse
Amanda says:
hahaha
Amanda says:
oh m an
stove says:
for usre
stove says:
uhm
stove says:
sure
Amanda says:
uhm sure?
Amanda says:
stove says:
no no
stove says:
the uhm was aimed at the "usre"
stove says:
as in "uhm, I mean sure"
stove says:
fuck
Amanda says:
haha
stove says:
no saving myself
Amanda says:
you are forgiven
stove says:
whew
Amanda says:
(I am god and have the capabilities of releasing you from sin once you repent)
stove says:
thank the goddesses
Amanda says:
gasp!
Amanda says:
you knew it already!
stove says:
i did
stove says:
I'm afraid that I only worship one goddess- but I have the utmost respect for a few others
Amanda says:
that is acceptable
Amanda says:
I'm a free will kind of goddess
Amanda says:
you know?
stove says:
yeah
stove says:
us poor mortals have to choose
stove says:
although I think of myself as a prophet or great seer of the goddesses
or at least I've been through enough to get to heaven
Amanda says:
lol
stove says:
or done just enough to go right to hell
that sounds more correct, although I'm here to let you know that hell does NOT exist
stove says:
haha
Amanda says:
it's a figment of your christian based imagination ;P
stove says:
that shouldn't sound more correct
forgiveness, remember?
Amanda says:
those were just a bunch of crap words to make myself sound cool
stove says:
i've exorcised (ironic terms there) christianity from my life as best as I could
stove says:
ah
Amanda says:
haha
stove says:
sounds like you've got a case of christian thought now
Amanda says:
Ha!
stove says:
that was a good one
stove says:
should save this conversation
Amanda says:
lol
Amanda says:
good idea
stove says:
e-mail it to the pope
Amanda says:
gasp!
stove says:
he gets wifi on that funny hat right?
Amanda says:
yes, but what does he use to check his email?
stove says:
faith
Amanda says:
does he have a blackberry?
Amanda says:
of course
Amanda says:
wait
stove says:
he's so old he's senile
Amanda says:
The pope is not a prophet! I am a gooddess and I decide!
stove says:
he just pretends to be checking his e-mail while staring at his palm
Amanda says:
lol
Amanda says:
so that's what palms up, outreaching to the crowd is...
stove says:
one of the cardinals walks in and he turns "BLAST YOU I"M BUSY CHECKING THE INTERNETS"
Amanda says:
"read the prophecy and weep!"
stove says:
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